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What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
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District of Columbia
David Khari Webber Chappelle
David Khari Dave Webber Chappelle
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