Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
Dave Chappelle
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
David Khari Webber Chappelle
David Khari Dave Webber Chappelle
Figure
Worse
Figures
Tell
Better
World
More quotes by Dave Chappelle
What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
Dave Chappelle
Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
Dave Chappelle
Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say their life I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.
Dave Chappelle
I'm an introspective dude.
Dave Chappelle
I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
Dave Chappelle
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
Dave Chappelle
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
Dave Chappelle
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
Dave Chappelle
I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.
Dave Chappelle
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave Chappelle
For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
Dave Chappelle
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
Dave Chappelle
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.
Dave Chappelle
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
Dave Chappelle
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
Dave Chappelle
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
Dave Chappelle
I got a lot of positive people around me.
Dave Chappelle
Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
Dave Chappelle
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
Dave Chappelle
I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
Dave Chappelle
