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I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Street Artist
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District of Columbia
David Khari Webber Chappelle
David Khari Dave Webber Chappelle
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
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The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
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I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
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I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.
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