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What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
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Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
David Khari Webber Chappelle
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Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say their life I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I would go to work on the show and I felt awful every day, that's not the way it was. ... I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
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I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
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When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
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The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
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Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
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Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.
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