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Dave Chappelle
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: August 24
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
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Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
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When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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I was 23. When you're 23, your concern is not for the greater good of humanity. I didn't feel like I was unleashing an evil on society or anything. At the time, that's what I was into, and I did a movie about it.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
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If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat. It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.
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I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
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America, I appreciate you liking me.
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I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.
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