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Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.

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Dave Barry
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 3
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Armonk (New York)
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
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Technology is constantly improving our lives. Look at the cellular telephone. Just ten years ago, virtually nobody was able to get into a car crash caused by trying to steer and dial at the same time today, people do this all the time.
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Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
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