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Dave Barry
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 3
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Armonk (New York)
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I've been checking with people back in South Florida to see if Hurricane Dennis is going to whack my house, and the consensus of the experts seems to be: No, it will not, unless it does, in which case, yes. So I'm feeling really calm over here in London.
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As sensitive and broad-minded humans, we must never allow ourselves to be in any way judgmental of the religious practices of other people, even when these people clearly are raving space loons.
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long.
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Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.
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In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.
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For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
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He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier.
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Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
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I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
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I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not thinking about sex, and that most guys are not.
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If you look at photos of the Gettysburg Address there's a guy off to the right who I think is Keith Richards.
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A critical function that we journalists perform at political conventions is to try to get into parties that we have not been invited to. There are dozens of these parties, sponsored by large corporations with a sincere public-spirited desire to become larger.
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Too many rocks in the mountains.
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Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
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You have to be careful on the deck, because of the hatches, which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance rates.
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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.
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