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Dave Barry
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 3
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Armonk (New York)
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What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America, or Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.
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Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.
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But the feeling I have, you know, is that I'll never come close to reading all, or even a thousandth- a billionth- of the books I'd probably love if I ever got to them.
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When the boomers started to have kids reach adolescence, there was suddenly this feeling that they needed to protect their kids from all the same things they did when they were kids. Which I guess is a natural tendency, but it makes for a less fun society.
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DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
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I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
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Too many rocks in the mountains.
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Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.
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If Mozart had power tools, there's no telling how great his music might have been.
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Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.
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I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.
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The Republicans have a high Beady-Eyed Self-Righteous Scary Borderline Loon Quotient, as evidenced by Phyllis Schlafly, Pat Robertson, the entire state of Utah, etc.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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I want to gag sometimes when I see who we are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.
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I don't like anything unsigned in a newspaper that purports to be the opinion of some group if we don't know who the group is. It's laughable to say that The Miami Herald's editorials or any newspaper's editorials represent any views other than those of the people writing them, so why don't we tell everybody who they are?
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There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.
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If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon
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A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.
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Actually, there are people from all ove - not just Latin America, certainly not just Cuba, but all over Europe, all over the United States. I like that. I like knowing a lot of different types of people. And I can afford to live in a relatively safe part of Miami.
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