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Dave Barry
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 3
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Armonk (New York)
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Yet another spunky li'l NASA robot lands and begins transmitting back photographs of rocks that appear virtually identical to the rock photos beamed back by all the other spunky li'l NASA robots, thus confirming suspicions that the universe has a LOT of rocks in it.
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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.
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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration.
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How can you be afraid of women?” “Those ain’t normal women.
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More and more products are coming out in fiercely protective packaging designed to prevent consumers from consuming them. These days you have to open almost every consumer item by gnawing on the packaging.
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Seriously? You won’t help me?” “Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t.
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.
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AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.
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Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.
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My son, Rob....said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it.
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There's nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater,you realize that you've been missing the whole point of the ocean. Staying on the surface all the time is like going to the circus and staring at the outside of the tent.
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I've come to realize that you're going to get criticized no matter what. Somebody will always hate what you write, especially if you write humor for a fairly broad audience. Somebody will always find it not funny and declare you're not funny anymore. And sometimes people are just crazy.
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There's tremendous pressure, if you're in that [goverment] system, to be involved and be interested and to care about it. There's no room to say, This is stupid.
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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It's a real smug self-righteous punk kid saying nobody has the right to tell him what to do and how dare you put a sign up saying that I can't go on your property?
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She wanted to cry, but she did not want Peter to see her cry, and she especially did not want Teacher, with her flowing hair, to see her cry.
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