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Dave Barry
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 3
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I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
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In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.
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Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office.
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Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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For 41 years I have gone with a very natural hair look that was originally popularized by coconuts.
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Shawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.
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As the saying goes: If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist.
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During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey.
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Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
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And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!
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I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.
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It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta
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Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
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The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their Lexus upholstery.
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I don't have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it's stupid - which is the one perspective that's almost completely lacking in Washington.
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Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.
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If you answered, ''Spin the Bottle,'' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood.
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