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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

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Dave Barry
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 3
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The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called LinkedIn.
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Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal
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Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.
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Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.
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If you answered, ''Spin the Bottle,'' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood.
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The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for months at a time. My family and I arrived by modern commercial aviation, which was infinitely worse.
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Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.
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If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires.
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
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Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go to: Under federal law, all malls in the United States must have the same 42 chain stores.
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Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out.
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If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.
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I never stop running. I'm not one of the weenies who drop out just because the electoral college votes. I'm still in the race. I'm an extremely corrupt candidate and I stress that in case anybody in our reading audience is interested in sending me money.
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We decide to start with the best-known sight of all, the one that, more than any other, exemplifies what the Big Apple is all about: the Islip Garbage Barge.
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2. The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is very important. If anybody does get off, it is legal to tackle him and drag him back on.
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.
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Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to Alien beings. This would be a large mistake. Alien beings have atomic blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off their federal programs as if they were merely poor people.
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England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.
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