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You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation.

Dave Attell

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Dave Attell
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 18
Actor
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Television Actor
Rockville Centre
New York
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