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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.
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