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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?

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Darynda Jones
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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