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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

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Darynda Jones
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. Do you still like me? I never liked you. Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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