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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. Do you still like me? I never liked you. Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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