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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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Before I tell you, I have to know three things, I said. Okay. One, are you sitting down? Yes. Two, are you mentally stable? More than you'll ever be. Well, that was uncalled for. And three, how do you spell schizophrenia? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It's three thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee?
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me. I can't go with you. Is it because of my questionable morals? No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school. Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bothe
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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