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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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Rocket, I said, straightening in the chair. Donovan was just helping me with my contacts. Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. Did you swallow them?
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