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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.

Darynda Jones

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Friona
Texas
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Debauchery
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Mayhem
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Madness

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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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But, you're his son, I said, trying really hard to hate him. You're the son of Satan. Literally. And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson. Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, Okay, point taken.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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