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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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Rocket, I said, straightening in the chair. Donovan was just helping me with my contacts. Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. Did you swallow them?
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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Before I tell you, I have to know three things, I said. Okay. One, are you sitting down? Yes. Two, are you mentally stable? More than you'll ever be. Well, that was uncalled for. And three, how do you spell schizophrenia? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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