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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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I noticed you tore down Donovan's house. He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.
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But, you're his son, I said, trying really hard to hate him. You're the son of Satan. Literally. And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson. Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, Okay, point taken.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.
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I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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