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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty. Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.
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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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Rocket, I said, straightening in the chair. Donovan was just helping me with my contacts. Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. Did you swallow them?
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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