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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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