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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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How would you like your eggs? I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. Fertilized?
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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