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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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