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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I wasn’t aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.” “Charley.” “Is there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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