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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Friona
Texas
Stars
Annoying
Without
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Forward
Looked
Cookie
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Doorway
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Leaned
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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He's helped me a lot over the years. I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours. I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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