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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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He's helped me a lot over the years. I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours. I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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