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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

Darynda Jones

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Texas
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock?
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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