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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

Darynda Jones

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Texas
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Murder
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Quiet

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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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