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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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