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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

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Darynda Jones
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
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