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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty. Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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