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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. Do you still like me? I never liked you. Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.
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