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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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