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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Texas
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White
Chalk
Possibly

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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. Do you still like me? I never liked you. Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley
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But, you're his son, I said, trying really hard to hate him. You're the son of Satan. Literally. And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson. Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, Okay, point taken.
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