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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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