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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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