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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I wasn’t aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.” “Charley.” “Is there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It's three thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee?
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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
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But, you're his son, I said, trying really hard to hate him. You're the son of Satan. Literally. And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson. Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, Okay, point taken.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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