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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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