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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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