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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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But, you're his son, I said, trying really hard to hate him. You're the son of Satan. Literally. And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson. Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, Okay, point taken.
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