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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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