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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.
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Rocket, I said, straightening in the chair. Donovan was just helping me with my contacts. Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. Did you swallow them?
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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