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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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Before I tell you, I have to know three things, I said. Okay. One, are you sitting down? Yes. Two, are you mentally stable? More than you'll ever be. Well, that was uncalled for. And three, how do you spell schizophrenia? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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