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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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