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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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