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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy. Do you even know what that means? No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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