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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. Do you still like me? I never liked you. Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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I noticed you tore down Donovan's house. He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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