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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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