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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock?
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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He's helped me a lot over the years. I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours. I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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