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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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“Time-out,” I said... He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?” “Yes,” I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips. “If I don't go, do I get a spanking?”
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly
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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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