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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy. Do you even know what that means? No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
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