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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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