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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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